April 29, 2015
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes unfollowing these people on Insta when they stop posting pictures of their old, fun lives in favor of posting a thousand similar baby pics.
Before it gets to that point, your now pregnant friend will probably be super excited to have a gross little alien being feeding off her insides and want to have a baby shower to celebrate the impending doom of its birth. YAY!
As a good friend you’re required to go, but you don’t have to like it. Here’s how to survive a baby shower.