How to Survive Cuffing Season Without Becoming A Boring Loser | Betches

How to Survive Cuffing Season Without Becoming A Boring Loser

By Sgt. Olivia Betchson

So you got yourself wifed up in time for the holidays. Good for you, betch. Give yourself a pat on the back for proving yourself to be not delusional.  As great as not having to deal with SAB’s and bullshit FWB-type situations, all betches know it’s only a hop, skip, and a jump before you go from cuffed up to full on UGH territory. Look, I know it’s cold but that’s no excuse to become lame AF. First you become a UGH because it’s cold out, next thing you know you’re going into hibernation and emerge in the spring as a fully-formed Nice Girl.


I have some ideas how to be a good gf and still be fun. Read them or else…gain 15 pounds and lose all your friends.

Just keep in mind: you’re not a regular gf, you’re a cool gf.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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