November 7, 2014
So you got yourself wifed up in time for the holidays. Good for you, betch. Give yourself a pat on the back for proving yourself to be not delusional. As great as not having to deal with SAB’s and bullshit FWB-type situations, all betches know it’s only a hop, skip, and a jump before you go from cuffed up to full on UGH territory. Look, I know it’s cold but that’s no excuse to become lame AF. First you become a UGH because it’s cold out, next thing you know you’re going into hibernation and emerge in the spring as a fully-formed Nice Girl.
I have some ideas how to be a good gf and still be fun. Read them or else…gain 15 pounds and lose all your friends.
Just keep in mind: you’re not a regular gf, you’re a cool gf.