January 15, 2015
I’ve been seeing a lotttt of Dear Betch letters that basically boil down to this: Dear Betch, I’ve been hooking up with this guy, he said he doesn’t want a gf but he treats me like I’m his gf. What gives, and how can I make him my bf? The wording is different obv but it’s the same sentiment. So in order to save my sanity—and to help you desperate betches, I guess—I’ve come up with the definitive checklist to figuring out if you have an almost boyfriend.
If you’ve checked off any of the items on this list, ESPECIALLY #1, re-evaluate your millionth “what does he really mean?” session with your besties and consider that you’ve got yourself an Almost BF. As for how to proceed…we’ve got another article for that.