September 17, 2014
So apparently Iggy Azalea has a sex tape other than the Black Widow music video. Vivid Entertainment, ove them or hate them. claims to have a sex tape featuring Iggy Azalea and ex-bf Hefe Wine. The Cher Horowitz impersonator asserts that it is not her in the video, but if it is her in the video (wink wink) it was filmed without her consent. The whole thing is just a little gross. Can't we go back to the good old days of "One Night in Paris??" It was so simple then.
Anyways, Ms. Azalea flew to London this week for a concert and in the airport she wore the ugliest fucking weave I've ever seen. Like I get it, your life sucks right now. That does not mean that you get a free pass to wear a $5 wig you bought at Party City. Girls naturally born with that color hair have it dyed at age nine. More importantly, the fucking bangs. You are not Zooey Deschenal; nothing about you says you are quirky enough to have flat across bangs. Jesus, it's moments like this when I really miss Joan Rivers. Pull it together Iggy, listen to Fancy a couple hundred times to get your mojo back.