January 14, 2015
Could it be that Selena Gomez is finally getting over “World’s Worst SAB” Justin Bieber?! We sure fucking hope so. Rumor has it that Selena and our favorite basic bitch DJ, Zedd, appear to be in a situationship.
The two were spotted holding hands at the Golden Globes, which to be fair probably constitutes second base for Selena. Clearly what the heart wants is small musicians with delicate facial structures. If that name sounds vaguely familiar but you're not sure why, it's because you probably blacked out to his song Clarity all the time back in the summer of 2013. The former Disney actress just signed to Zedd’s label, Interscope, so it could be that they’re just working on music together—or they could be banging—who really knows at this point. Either way we welcome any new dude into her life so long as it’s not he-who-shall-not-be-named. We’re sure that Voldemort’s bat shit crazy fans have lessened their death threats to Selena to a mere 3 times a week because of this news. Zeddelena so hot right now, Zeddelena.
No word on Justin Bieber's response, but we're hoping it involves another bitch fight in Ibiza.