June 23, 2015
Jaden Smith, the vice president of the douche bag young hollywood clique, has this Batman costume that he likes to wear whenever he's afraid that he won't be the center of attention like at Kim and Kanye West's wedding and his prom. Tbh it's probably one of the more relatable things Jaden has done.
Anyway, he finally explained why the fuck he chose the batman costume instead of a custom tuxedo to Kim and Kanye's wedding: "I felt as though I needed to protect everyone there and needed to have the proper gear to do so." He left out the fact that he was tripping out of his mind. Real question: How does the Fresh Prince of Bel Air create a child that says things like, "I like wearing super drapey things so I can feel as though I'm a superhero, but don't have to necessarily wear super hero costumes everyday"???? Scientology, that's how..