October 21, 2015
So Jaden Smith has done the unthinkable, he just one up-ed his bat-shit-crazy GQ interview. Besides dressing as Batman for Prom, being besties with Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and being the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's son, Jaden is the most ridiculous human being on the planet - sorry Amanda Bynes. Here are the betchiest quotes from his latest GQ Interview:
He believes his life is a social experiment:
"Me and Willow are scientists, so everything for us is a scientific test upon humanity."
He narrowly defines things so he's never technically wrong:
"I don't think I'm as revolutionary as Galileo, but I don't think I'm not as revolutionary as Galileo."
He's thinks he's way too good for freshmen psych:
"I want to set up offices at MIT just so I can learn and bring in new technologies into the world."
His goal is to be Where's Waldo, but like, not just for Halloween:
"No one will know where I am in ten years. They'll see me pop up, but they'll be like, 'Where'd you come from?' No one will know where I'm at."
If I could ask Jaden Smith one question it would be: I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?