James Corden is the man responsible for bringing us the Carpool Karaoke videos with One Direction, Adele, and Justin Bieber. He has a late night talk show that I obvi have never watched, but his really funny segments go viral on YouTube. His show is kind of like SNL in that way.
This week he had Anne Hathaway as a guest star, because...the network made him? The latest Alice in Wonderland movie is coming out, so Anne is doing a lot of promotion, which is too bad because I had finally gotten lulled into an Anne-free world during her maternity leave. Anne wore a sideways baseball cap and did her best Iggy Azalea impression—I guess I respect her commitment to her personal brand?
But James understands what the people want and finally said what we've all been thinking to Anne's face. Yes, it was in a rap battle that should have been left in 2004, but still it was beyond necessary. Here are his best one-liners that you can scream at your TV the next time Bride Wars is on TV.
"Like her movie Get Smart, her rhymes are going to flop"
"Now it's her turn to try and act a little scary, because the only cat woman I acknowledge is Halle Berry"
"The whole UK is mad at your awful British accent in the movie One Day"
"I won't lose to an impostor, it's more likely that they'll ask you again to host the Oscars"
Watch the full video below.
So, bye Anne, you can go shave your back now.