James Franco Admits He Doesn't Smoke Pot, Just Naturally A Fucking Weirdo | Betches

James Franco Admits He Doesn't Smoke Pot, Just Naturally A Fucking Weirdo

By Betch Waldorf

James Franco - the older, weirder, less hot Franco - recently stated in an interview that he doesn’t smoke pot at all. Normally, people would be like “wow, what a good guy,” but instead it just made everyone really confused and slightly disappointed.

Franco played a stoner bro so well in “Pineapple Express” that everyone just assumed that he actually smoked. But with this information, everyone’s assumptions are called into question. Is James Franco just a really good actor? No, that can’t be right.

It’d also hard to believe that Franco isn’t lit all the time because of all the weird shit he does. Posting naked selfies, painting fucking disturbing murals and writing poetry- drugs seemed to be the only explanation. At least when Miley does bizzare shit she can be like “oh I was high AF” and everyone is like “k.” What’s your excuse Franco? Shit like this always happens. It’s like a divine power up there is teasing the world. Here, let me give you a good looking guy and make him write poetry, draw naked pictures of other dudes and have the worst case of squinty eye in the world.


But not all is lost. Franco did say that our assumption about his fat-jewish-borderline gay lover Seth Rogen is true- he’s a fucking pothead. Thank god. We thought we were losing our touch of outwardly judging people without any factual information. It’s good to see we still got it.

Source: People




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