July 24, 2015
In the least surprising plot twist of 2015, James Franco is a weirdo and writing a book about Lana Del Rey. And by that I mean somebody is ghost writing James' fantasies. At first I thought it was just a sad handwritten book.
The whole "plot" (loose term) is just transcripts of conversations between James and Lana. It's going to be titled "Flip-Side: Real and Imaginary Conversations With Lana Del Rey," which I'm guessing is mostly imaginary conversations. I guess he took "tell me I'm your national anthem" way too seriously.
It'll probably still be better than Twilight..