July 20, 2015
I guess they really need to start paying the Vanderpump Rules cast more money because Jax Taylor can't even afford a pair of fucking sunglasses. TMZ has given us some prized footage of Jax stealing $300 worth of sunglasses, a felony in the great state of Hawaii where he was on vaca celebrating his 36th birthday. Jax was later arrested for his petty crime.
I don't know what's more pathetic, being a 36 year old bartender exploiting himself on a reality show or being a 36 year old reality star who can't afford Ray Bans. Check out the video as Jax attempts to be as stealth as a fucking rhino. Haven't Winona Ryder and Lindsay Lohan taught him anything?