September 8, 2014
Remember that "hbd babe" text your sometimes hook-up bro sent you on your birthday? Yeah, well Jay-Z posted a 33 second video of Beyonce being Beyonce for her 33rd birthday. The vid shows off her full
p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ persona: faux candid silly, staged fan interactions, and performances so sick that the beat she sneezed on died. The tribute ends with a tear inducing Jay Z voiceover "Yeah B". The whole thing is a little ridiculous tbh, but they're our golden couple and they can do no wrong, at least until thier inevitable divorce. More importantly, every girl whose name starts with "B" is now trying to make "B" her nickname. Good effort, almost as good as Solange's shitty punches.