April 26, 2013
In a classic case of being Teen Mom 2's biggest fuck up, Jenelle Evans has been busted for possessing 12 bindles of heroin and percocet. Talk about a trip to Candyland! Anyone who watches Teen Mom (and if you don't you should because it is amazing and will remind you how great it is to not have a 2 year old party foul clinging to your leg or an ugly fiance) knows that Jenelle is the fuck up that keeps on giving. Obvi Janelle claims the heroin isn't hers because people frequently lose bindles of heroin in her house. It's not her fault she's so popular. God Barbara, lay off her dick.