July 15, 2015
The ever-growing list of celebrities getting ridiculous tattoos just received a hilarious new addition: Jennifer Lawrence. J-Law (as E! and annoying people on Facebook aka idiots tend to call her) recently decided to get a fugly tattoo while spending time with Liam Hemsworth’s family. Supposedly everyone in the family was getting tattoos and Jennifer didn’t want to be left out. Really, can you blame her? I think anyone would want to document their time with the Hemsworths by permanently marking their body.
In her haste to choose a meaningful tattoo, Jennifer went with the classic chemical symbol “H2O” to remind her to always stay hydrated (actually a pretty helpful reminder if you’re an avid drinker, but pretty fucking stupid nonetheless). What’s even worse about this already terrible tattoo is that it was inked as “H2O”, which like, not to pull the AP Chemistry card here or anything, is inaccurate, has no meaning and makes Jennifer look like an idiot. She is claiming she knows the correct symbol and she should have googled it before getting it tattooed. Yeah, no shit, Katniss.
"By the way, I know that the two is high and [in] H2O the two is supposed to be low," she explained. "I should've Googled it before I got it tattooed on my body forever." Yeah no shit.
So, what can we learn from her mistake?
1. Extended time spent with Liam Hemsworth can result in terrible decisions (just look at Miley).
2. Tattoos decisions cannot be rushed (i.e. Ellie Goulding).
3. Never trust your tattoo artist to know basic information (spelling, arithmetic, etc).