December 3, 2014
Jessica Alba always seems super put together, but she looks scary skinny in some new bikini pics, and people are losing their shit. Personally, I say whatever diet she's on has been working, but all the jealous bitches online are saying she must have an eating disorder or be sick or some shit. Basically I would give anything to be on a yacht right now, so I'm in no place to critique Ms. Alba's lifestyle choices. As long as she's healthy and not making another Fantastic Four movie, what she does is really none of our fucking business.