February 18, 2014
It’s no surprise that Jimmy Fallon killed it last night as he hosted the Tonight Show for his first time ever. His opening monologue consisted of epic and admittedly accurate superlatives for olympians (see below), performed the evolution of hip hop dancing with Will Smith, and during his first 5 minutes of sitting at the desk Robert De Niro, Lady Gaga, SJP, Kim Kardashian, Seth Rogen, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey, Joan Rivers, Mike Tyson, Broadway Joe (?), Giuliani, and Steve Colbert all came around the curtain to his desk and handed / threw him a hundred dollar bill because 2 minutes before Fallon said, “To my buddy who said I’d never host the Tonight Show, you owe me a hundred bucks.” What a bro.
But Jimmy isn’t the type of bro you like because he’s super hot or is a total douchebag. No, it’s in fact the opposite. Jimmy’s like this little cute puppy who does adorable impersonations and appears to be a genuinely nice guy. Normally, my vagina dries out like a craisin when it hears the words 'nice guy' but for some reason, Jimmy keeps it alive. I mean, the guy isn’t even called Jim. He’s Jimmy. He’s a fucking child. But we and the rest of the world love him.
Jimmy was known to be the guy who couldn’t keep a straight face. And even though that normally got you sent to the chokie in Lorne Michael’s office, Jimmy couldn’t help himself. And it literally killed us.
One of the most well known sketches:
THE best sketch of all time:
A movie where Jimmy plays a guy whose love for the Red Sox gets in the way of his relationship with new GF Drew Barrymore. Hence the LOL.
Since this show was on at 1 am we'd rarely catch it on but when we did we’d find Jimmy playing ridiculous games or doing lip sync offs with celebrities. The bro just loves to have fun and to be honest, I’m sort of really jealous of his wife.
That's casually Zooey Deschanel?
What’s your favorite Jimmy sketch/moment? Leave it in the comments biotches.