October 27, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up after the weirdest five month relationship. It's nice because they were both each other's rebounds - Chris and Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer and some C-List actor. Chris Martin must have hella good game because he is a 6 and those two women are 9s. Jenn and Chris kept their relationship super private, so there's only one photo of them together aka this whole thing was really fucking boring, and it needed to end. They're like that couple that breaks up but had no tagged facebook pics together. It's like, did they ever even really date? My guess is that JLaw got tired of Coldplay music (haven't we all) and peaced out.