December 17, 2014
We all know now that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are having a baby, but before the news was confirmed Joey Fatone couldn't fucking keep his mouth shut. He told some magazine that he's known for months and that he's so excited. I guess it's easy to get excited about something when your current job is being the announcer (not the host, the fucking announcer) for Family Feud. Like I'm glad JT is having a kid, but I would never feel the need to run out and tell everyone how excited I am. Get a life, Joey Fatone, or go be irrelevant with some old Backstreet Boys.