February 4, 2015
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are supposedly getting married this weekend. Besides their 23 year age gap - Edward Scissorhands was released when she started kindergarten - they're really happy, allegedly. Their wedding is being held on Johnny's private island in the Bahamas - casual. Johnny Depp was my first DILF crush (see Finding Neverland for confirmation), but his romantic history is an absolute disaster. He's been engaged four times - Sherilyn Fenn (who?), Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing), Winona Ryder (shoplifter), and Kate Moss (ever heard of her?). Plus he's been married twice - Lori Allison (idk) and Vanessa Paradis (French model/singer/treasure). Best of luck to Amber, that's not a track record I'd like to walk down the aisle towards.