Jon Gosselin Is Now A DJ | Betches

Jon Gosselin Is Now A DJ

By Queen Elizabetch

Jon Gosselin (sans Kate and minus Dirolis now a DJ as in people pay money to listen to him play music. Obvi he desperately needs money - help him he's poor. That's the only possible reason an obese, middle-aged, former reality star would pretend that if he works really hard he could be Diplo. He refuses to DJ weddings because people recognize him and then the brides get angry, which is funny because Kate was angry at their wedding and he wasn't even DJ-ing yet. Right now he only plays in Pennsylvania, so UPenn betches should go heckle him to make sure he knows his place.





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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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