September 8, 2015
The handsome Jon Hamm is back on the market after breaking up with his girlfriend of 18 years, Jennifer Westfeldt. We pour our scotch on the rocks out for you, Jenny, but it's wonderful news for every other thirsty betch with Mad Men fantasies.
It's hard not to swoon after Jon. He's classically good-looking. He makes alcoholism, narcissism and chauvinism look good (in Mad Men, only). And he's packing heat.
Perhaps the most exciting aspect of this tragic break-up is that Jon Hamm's infamous bulge is now up for grabs.
There really is no elegant way to put this. Jon Hamm has a massive dick. And he apparently loves to go commando, because you can see it in almost every pair of pants he wears.
Jon Hamm obviously knows he's hiding the world's eighth greatest wonder in those custom fit pants. If you got it, flaunt it.