January 29, 2015
This Cleveland Cav's basketball player has randomly been playing really well this season, and he says it's because there's nothing to fucking do in Cleveland. JR Smith was traded from the New York Knicks last year, and now, all of a sudden, he's the NBA's golden boy. Apparently, in New York he got wasted every single night and played with a hangover aka he was shit - like same though. But now that he lives in Cleveland where the biggest claims to fame are a restaurant that only serves variations on grilled cheese and being America's capital for serial killers, so he has nothing to do but play basketball. You know you need to relocate when playing video games alone is more exciting than the bar scene. Just because Cleveland has Lebron back, doesn't make it a new Miami.