If You're Not Buying This $700 Juicer, Who TF Are You? | Betches

If You're Not Buying This $700 Juicer, Who TF Are You?

If a $600 blender doesn’t spell class, than I don’t know what does. But hey, if you missed out on the Vitamix trend don’t worry, there’s a new expensive device that you totally need to buy and then only use once—the Juicero. Yup, it’s exactly what it sounds like, a $700 juicer.

Fact #1: betches like juice cleanses. Fact #2: betches like expensive pointless shit. I feel like this is going to be an instant hit.

And hey, if you need to convince your parents to spend $700 on something that definitely seems like you are only going to use it 1 time when your mom visits you, here is the only argument you are going to need. The juice cleanse that you buy every time before a formal, spring break or a vacation is definitely costing you at least $200. So, all you need to do to make this thing worth it is use is 4 times. AMIRITE? (But no matter what, we're definitely only going to use this thing once.) But like, don't tell your mom that.




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