If you haven't been on Instagram for a couple of days because you're busying watching DJ Khaled's Snap Story, Justin Bieber posted an Insta with a mystery woman captioned "Lord knows." Naturally, the Internet wanted to burn some calories by jumping to conclusions that it was Kourtney Kardashian and J Biebs was throwing major shade at Lord Scott Disick.
In the pic, Justin is standing in front of his matte black Audi, blocking a woman with pilates-perfect legs. Since there are major rumors flying around that Justin and Kourtney are hooking up - because what 21 year old fuck boi isn't in love with a 36 year old woman who has three kids and an alcoholic ex-not-husband - everyone assumed it was Jourt (jean skourt or Justin and Kourtney's celeb nickname?).
Well turns out everyone needs to take a Xanax, because it was a rando model named Jasmine Villaneuva. Ah the things Justin will do to annoy Selena Gomez.