July 30, 2014
So in an amazing tabloid story that's almost too good to be true, Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night in Ibiza. Apparently Justin ducked Orlando's punch and said "what's up bitch?" Apparently they hate each other because Justin flirted with Miranda Kerr in 2012 and Selena Gomez probably fucked Orlando Bloom. Which sounds like a situation straight out of a college bar. Stars, they're just like us. Interestingly enough, Paris Hilton and P. Diddy were also there during the fight, but literally no one cared.