April 8, 2015
Kanye West has apparently settled the lawsuit against him for assaulting a paparazzi, which is probably the first time the’s ever admitted he was wrong. He and the guy he fucked with shook hands, which was probably the best/scariest moment of that guy’s life. Now Kanye is free to go back to not giving a fuck about anything except Kim’s ass.
I don’t actually know what it’s like to be followed around by paparazzi (shocking, I know), but I have to imagine that I would probably want to assault them too. Say what you want about Kanye, but at least he says/does what he’s thinking. If every celebrity did that, the guys in One Direction would’ve started dating each other years ago.