August 25, 2015
Kanye West, the douche lord of award shows, is going to be honored at the VMAs with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award - will he interrupt his own speech: "Yo Kanye, Imma let you finish, but Kanye is one of the best musicians of all time?" The Vanguard award is like a lifetime achievement award for people in their mid-30's. It's like the music equivalent of being the first girl in your friend group to get married - everyone's excited for her and it's a BFD, but also she's 25 and he's definitely going to have an affair.
Congrats on being halfway finished with your career, but definitely keep making music because this isn't a Grammy. Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Beyonce have all won before, in case you wanted some context. Tbt to when Blue Ivy went on stage with Beyonce after she won, something tells me that North will not wear a smock dress and pose with Kanye for photos, unless it's for the cover of Vogue.
I can't decide which part I'm more excited for: Kanye's speech, the supercut video of all his music videos and performances, or Kim Kardashian's Instagrams..