August 9, 2016
Kourtney Kardashian did an interview with 'You' magazine in the UK to promote... uh, herself, I guess... and she casually mentions she wouldn't be mad if the show ended. Lol, okay. The interview is all about how she's a normal, quiet person, because chill and relatable is what Keeping Up with the Kardashians is all about. Obviously.
Trying to sound so chill, Kourtney says “I forget that so many people know who I am and have seen me give birth" because it's not easy being popular. I guess it's hard to realize people know who you are if you don't interact with plebeians on a regular basis.
She also mentions "I sometimes think I would be so happy if it did and I could just move away from it all" about KUWTK. I mean, quitting reality TV usually works out great for reality stars. She could go on to sell fake bangs like Kristin Cavallari. Or do a reunion photoshoot for EW in ten years. Wow the possibilities are endless.
In case you weren't sure she was really thinking this through, she says "When I fill out a form at passport control I always struggle with what to say when it asks for my profession: businesswoman or TV personality or mum". Yes, a struggle indeed. At the very least we applaud her betchiness of having so many jobs and yet never needing to do work.