September 18, 2014
Cough Cough, she can't go out tonight, she's sick. Boo you royal pregnant whore. Kate Middleton has cancelled her official visit to Malta because her morning sickness is too severe. I have a couple of problems with this.
First, the joke that Kate's vacation to Malta where she will shake hands and accept flowers from adoring peasants is a "work trip." Second, the fact that she's too sick to be a pretty face. Take a note from Kate Moss: bulimia shouldn't stop you from getting paid to basically not work. I just feel like Kate is being a little selfish right now because I really want to see how she's transitioning her summer to fall wardrobe and if she has anymore gray hairs.