February 19, 2015
Kate Middleton has grey hair and cried in public...K. She was at some charity thing (she doesn't need it for her sorority community service hours so idk why she's wasting her time), and apparently something was really sad - sadder than the Notebook ?? - and her estrogen was raging out of control, so she started crying. I'm assuming it was like a Lauren Conrad slow tear and not Kim Kardashian circa season 7 of KUWTK. She also decided to listen to Blake Lively and not dye her hair during her pregnancy. I get the health concerns, but also she needs to sort her fucking roots out. Kate really needs to step up her game and get back to her New York side-eye betchy status. But for now, the honeymoon phase is over.