July 29, 2015
A few days ago, Kate Upton graced Instagram with a pic of her bare ass, oh so tastefully covered by the skirt of her sheer Bruce Weber dress.
As if every betch in America didn’t already want to be her, Kate went and showed us what she’s really made of. Literally. She’s working that up-do like it’s her job…because it is. And if we had a front photo, no doubt she’d be smizing the fuck out of the camera.
Pretty sure the semi-nude pic breaks the Instagram code of conduct (@ChrissyTeigen), but I guess their head honcho is making an exception since it’s Kate fucking Upton. Well played, Instagram. Chelsea Handler, the ball's in your court, now.