April 15, 2015
Katy Perry and John Mayer must be bipolar or something, because they're reportedly back together. Someone saw them at a restaurant holding hands, which is kind of gross but whatever. John Mayer is definitely a little shady, but I guess anything is an improvement when you were married to Russell Brand. Now at least that terrible country song they made together is applicable again. Set your stopwatches to see how long they last this time!