April 2, 2015
Katy Perry Instagrammed a pic of her new haircut, which can only be described as a cross between Liza Minnelli and Pauly D before the hair gel. She captioned it "I asked for the Kris Jenner" - amazing. Like yes it's shady as fuck to Kris (when the fuck is she changing her name back to Kardashian??) but also feeds Kris' ego just enough that she can't even be mad.
Katy Perry is one of the Kardashian's sideline hoes (see: Nicki Minaj, Frankie Grande etc) so she probs felt really fucking cool about Kris regramming the photo. The whole thing is most likely an April Fools joke, and for Katy's sake, I really hope it's just a wig.