March 16, 2015
As we all know, the Kardashian-Jenner-Disick-West family has the world's monopoly on attention whoring. The premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashian's 10th season (time flies when you're selling your soul) was last night and there were some bombshells.
Brody Jenner is still pissed as fuck about Kim's wedding situation. Last season on KUWTK, Brody didn't go to Paris or Italy for KimYe's wedding because his girlfriend (IDC who it is since it's not Lauren Conrad) wasn't invited and Kris wouldn't pay for his plane ticket. So basically he got super self-righteous about a 5 month old relationship (maybe she has a third boob?) and was jealous that Brandon and Leah were poor enough to win a ticket. I feel like this was the same plot line for Kim's 16th birthday. At the time, Brody said he was busy "working" because Kim and Kanye didn't finalize the dates until too late. K. But later that summer, Brody and his no-name gf went to Reggie Bush's (Kim's ex) wedding. Anyways, Brody got drunk at dinner (same) and said "Put Kanye and Reggie together in a burning building, guess who I'm saving? Reggie all the way." After that bombshell Scott Disick tried to calm Brody down, so you know you're in trouble when Lord Disick tells you you're drunk.
On the other side of the Jenner family - Brandon and his wife Leah (the only blonde woman contractually allowed to appear on the show) are having a baby. Kourtney and Kim might be more excited about this baby than Brandon and Leah considering that time when they convinced themselves that Leah was pregnant and started that rumor in KUWTK season 8.
On another note, Kanye and Kim bought hella Taco Bell this weekend - apparently you don't need a no-carb diet with waist trainers. I don't think Kanye has ever looked as happy as he did sitting in the drive thru waiting for his Doritos Locos Tacos. He can't go to Taco Bell, he's on an all carb diet! God Kim you are so stupid!