So Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan host Live with Kelly and Michael, which is a show that stay-at-home moms watch while making breakfast and that their husbands watch in airports with the sound off. Well Michael got hired at Good Morning America, so he's dunzo with Kelly. Congrats to Michael, that's a huge career jump.
Like any betch whose co-intern gets a better project than her, Kelly threw a bitch fit. Since she found out that Michael was breaking up with her and her morning show, Kelly hasn't showed up to work. Ladies, take notes on that level of professionalism. Clearly she didn't get the message that the revenge body is the best response to being dumped.