May 19, 2014
Although she looked really pretty at the Billboard Music Awards last night, Kendall Jenner has proved what we've suspected all along. Girl can't read. She was supposed to announce the band 5 Seconds of Summer but instead started to introduce them as One Direction before realized she fucked up and deciding to just not say the name of the band at all. She blamed it on her contacts but come on Kendall, I watched the episode where you and Kylie requested to be home schooled. There's no way Kris Jenner was devoting any part of your education to something as useless as knowing the difference between the word 'five' and the word 'one'. Kris' thoughts on the matter: 'Kendall no read good but at least Kendall hot'.