So 2015 was the year of celebrities being "just friends" when it was clear that there was absolutely no way they weren't hooking up in limos and holding hands under dinner tables. I've fucking seen Gossip Girl, so don't try to fool me. Well Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin took a break from being attached at the hip to go on separate vacations to the friendzone. It's a small island in the celibate sea.
Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles are in Anguilla being platonic af. They've been super secretive about their trip, but they did have dinner together the other night, so people got some pics. In case you forgot because Harry and Kendall have allegedly dated everyone and their mother in the past five years, they were "friends" in 2013 and 2014. That was when some reporter asked Harry if they were a couple, and Harry said, "I mean, we went out for dinner, but no, I guess." That's not what friends say about each other, that's what a boy who can't brag that he's hooking up with a supermodel says.
IM AT DINNER WITH KENDALL JENNER AND HARRY STYLES ARE EATING DINNER NEXT TO ME THIS IS NOT A DRILL— Lily (@lilhaaiin) December 30, 2015
Not to be upstaged, Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber are enjoying some quality time in the friendzone - apparently there's a great spa with "not-a-couple" massages. They DGAF about the whole "subtlety" thing, so Justin Instagrammed a shit ton of photos yesterday. What's bolder: blatantly rubbing your not-gf in everyone's faces or quadruple posting on IG? Justin uploaded a lot of bikini pics that belong on an Abercrombie billboard.
So I guess this is what New Years looks like when you're a millionaire in your twenties. Maybe this foursome can go on a not-double date.