KFC Showed a Family Some Porn | Betches

KFC Showed a Family Some Porn

By Betches Staff

A family in Oklahoma got a little something special as a one of their three premium sides when eating at KFC this week.

The family was basically enjoying a wholesome American meal void of nutritional value when the mom, April Whalen, heard some unusually heavy breathing. Behind her on the television was not an episode of “My 600 Pound Life.” Instead, it was some good old-fashioned pornography.

Mom says what was playing wasn’t like, soft-core “True Blood” nonsense but the full-on balls-deep type porn.




The whole scandal lasted less than a minute before some other upstanding KFC patron was like, “Hey, things are getting spicy in here, and it’s not the chicken lol.”

The manager of the store proceeded to rip the power cord out of the wall or switch the TV off or something, explaining stuff like this usually doesn't happen at your family-friendly neighborhood Oklahoma KFC but not before Papa Whalen took some cell video of the whole thing.

The Whalen family was kind of sitting behind a half-wall-thing so their two 6-year-olds didn’t see whatever humpfest was blasting on super-late night HBO, but they say it was probably an honest mistake. The family thinks a premium movie channel was probably left on too long and for all anyone knows a PG movie was playing right before the porno kicked on. Sure.



KFC sent out the statement: “We apologize for any negative dining experiences. This was an isolated incident, and we are taking measures to ensure programming like this cannot be accessed in the future.”

If the restaurant has enough extra cash to pay for premium cable channels at least we know the fried chicken business is absolutely booming in Oklahoma (shocker there).

Still, free porn might be the only valid reason you could give for wanting to eat at KFC.

 

 



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