November 6, 2014
French Montana and Khloe Kardashian are back together. Cue yawn-fest. French was at Kendall's birthday party as Khloe's plus one, where he photobombed the newest addition to the Kardashian celebrity cult Cara (soon to be Kara) Delevigne and Kim. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO KIM'S EYEBROWS?? She pulled a Miley Cyrus and bleached them, prolly because Kanye was bored and wanted to see if Kim would actually do it.
French and Khloe also bought P Diddy a car for his birthday - because apparently it was his fucking Super Sweet Sixteen. Keeping up with Khloe and French is too much to handle and should definitely get its own show. Their celebrity name can be Khlench.