Not too long ago we posted an article about Rob Kardashian going (even more) insane and posting his baby half-sister’s phone number for the world to utilize at its leisure. None of us really knew why, outside of his stupid tweet that his 50 siblings threw him a baby shower but neglected to invite the mother of his child. Doesn’t make much sense considering he wouldn’t even have a baby without her, right? However, his rant left entirely too much unanswered: Why only Kylie’s phone number? What did Blac Chyna have to say about this? Why male models?
Anyway, recently Khloé Kardashian went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to clear up all the drama that’s been surrounding her family. You may not have heard (sarcasm), but Kim was robbed at gunpoint in Paris and the entire family has stayed pretty quiet. While Khloé was on Ellen, she made a few comments on why Rob would think it was such a great idea to be such an asshole to his 19-year-old sister.
According to BuzzFeed, “There was a baby shower…We wanted to have a ‘DILF’ shower [Writer’s note: literally throwing up] —it was supposed to be for all the guys, and we were surprising my brother by having all his friends from high school and college come. But it was a surprise, and so he didn’t know that part so he didn’t take it that way. He didn’t show up. But Chyna knew that it was for the guys, so that’s why she tweeted out his number. Honestly, I don’t know. It’s tiring.” Same Khlo.
Literally can’t tell if she’s telling the truth or not but mostly I just feel fucking sorry for her because this sounds pretty obnoxious to put up with. All I’m sure of is that she needs a fucking spa day—between her divorce, Kim getting robbed, and her brother impregnating her little sister’s boyfriend’s ex-fiancée/baby mama, Khloé Kardashian deserves a couple years' rest. Let Kris take over from here, Khloé, that’s why they call her the momager.