September 11, 2014
Color me shocked. While I did think the "relationship" was bizarre enough to mention, it's pretty clear that this was a classic Kardashian publicity stunt. Quick timeline of the 8 month waste of time:
March: Khloe and French
party get black out drunk together
May: French makes his first appearance on Keeping Up with the Kardashians (lol Kim and Jonathan's stake out)
May: French bans Lamar Odom from coming to his
club lunch table
June: French is Khloe's plus one at her 30th
birthday pity party in Vegas
July: Khloe and French spend the summer in the Hamptons filming "Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons"
Are you noticing a theme? Alcohol and at least 5 cameras were present at all of the major milestones. I'm just excited that I can return the word "french" to coffee and fries. At least they lasted longer than 72 days. RIP Khloench Montashian.