August 26, 2013
After much speculation that Khloe and Lamar were divorcing, they officially announced their separation today. Happy Monday! But the craziest part of this story is hardly the separation, rather the small detail that Lamar Odom is addicted to crack. Celebrities: apparently NOT just like us. Seriously did this bro forget that he has actual money now and people who go on private planes tend to upgrade to cocaine. Who knows though, maybe crack is the only drug that helps him drown out Khloe's miserable baby voice. Like I can't be the only person who found it completely ridiculous and extremely emasculating that she was constantly talking to this massive black man in the same voice I use with my small dog. Perhaps the crack den theme didn't mesh well with Khloe's rhinestone landline phone. Anyway, I can't wait to watch this next season.