May 5, 2014
According to some sources, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly got married last weekend in a small, private ceremony. This would make their marriage legal in the United States, allowing them to freely get married in France next month for money. I'm sure Kanye wore a leather tuxedo and Kim wore something skanky. I can only hope that a violin orchestra played a slow motion version of Bound 2. Ah, young love.