August 4, 2014
Kim Kardashian's third marriage to Kanye West has officially lasted longer than her fake 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries. Yup, Kimye has officially been married for 74 days which is a great indicator that they'll make it to their golden years together. Also, Kim might be knocked up again or want to adopt some poor Thai orphan because she probably thinks a Thai baby will go great with her new sweater set. Congrats!