This week has been a weird one for the Kardashian/Jenner mafia. First, Rob gets engaged to Blac China, in the twist of events I never knew I desperately needed, and now Koko’s dogshit show where she talks about herself while drinking with D-list celebs (and Chrissy Teigen, who we will forgive because she’s everything) on some random network no one has heard of, got canceled.
Womp womp. But honestly, who’s shocked? We all are watching the trainwreck that is I Am Cait and remember the fucking atomic explosion that was Kris Jenner’s talk show. Maybe the world is over the fucking Kardashians? Or maybe the world has finally gotten annoyed with Khloé drinking wine on the show and calling it a “cocktail.” IT’S NOT. IT’S FUCKING NOT. I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS.
So anyways, if you’re a desperate Kardashian follower, you can go shave your back now, because they are slowly but surely getting less popular.
HOWEVER, if there were to be a show revolving around Blac Chyna and this phenomenal engagement, I’m fucking there.