December 15, 2014
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott "suck me dry beautiful" Disick had a baby boy who is already questioning his sexuality. Baby Kardisick (I ship it) doesn't have a name yet, but does share older brother Mason's birthday. What a shitty thing for a younger sibling to do, like he couldn't have waited a couple more hours?? They're already going to compete for their parents limited attention and love, at the very least they could have had one day a year to themselves. And don't pretend that Kourtney is mom of the year just because she seems really great for the half hour episodes of Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons.
While Kourtney was giving birth, Kim took Mason, Penelope, and North to Disney On Ice. Every time Kim does something adult and maternal I just rewatch the episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians when she loses an earring in the ocean and cries for a legit hour.
Well, at least now we know that Kourt and Scott have sex on some day in March every couple of years. Best of luck to this newest member of the Kardashian family, God knows he's going to need it.