So, like, baseball players are hot. It's a pretty well-proven and widely believed theory. Betches love baseball players.
But there's the hot, standard baseball player, and then there's Kris Bryant.
Kris Bryant is the third baseman for the Chicago Cubs who were, for the record, the best team in baseball this year.
Off the baseball diamond, he's a model for Express. Good on you, Express. This guy deserves to be plastered on every billboard across the country.
He looks fucking good in a suit. If he wasn't so damn good at baseball (which he is, he may be the MVP this year), he would be cut out for the world of mergers and acquisitions.
And he looks fucking good in jeans. So maybe he could also be a cowboy? Idk, just fantasizing here.
He really looks good in everything. Fine, he's perfect.
The Cubs are in the playoff hunt. If they win, you can bet your ass that it's because Kris' beauty was too much for the opponents to handle. Or because he's good at baseball. Whatever, love you Kris.