Kris Jenner Is Changing Her Name Back To Kris Kardashian To Remind Us She’s the HBIC

A couple weeks ago, the world watched in awe as Blac Chyna successfully completed one of the biggest celebrity power grabs of all time. In less than six months, Chyna went from slam piece, to girlfriend, to fiancée, to mother to the Kardashian heir. When she announced that she was trademarking the name Angela Renee Kardashian, it was really just the icing on the cake to her domination of the world (or at least Calabasas).

But we fucking forgot about Kris.

In a deleted scene from KUWTK, Kris tells Khloé that she’s always used the Kardashian name to get better restaurant reservations (power move), but that she’s now planning to change her name back to Kardashian permanently. We are SO excited about this.

Kris hasn’t been a Kardashian since she got divorced in 1991, but she’s obviously always been the matriarch of the family, and willing to do anything to make a profit off her daughters' last name. In the clip, she tells Khloe that she’s the “original Kardashian,” which isn’t like technically true because we’re pretty sure the original Kardashians were chilling in Armenia, but it’s def true in terms of their media empire.

But, most importantly, changing her name back to Kardashian would divert some attention from Blac Chyna’s dimple piercings and restore order with Kris atop that fucked up family tree. Welcome back, Kris Kardashian, now do your worst.




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