Kris Jenner Fake Cries While Divorcing Bruce Jenner

By Queen Elizabetch

Kris Jenner filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner after 23 years of marriage. I'm not surprised, anybody who watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians knew this shit was about to hit the fan. Kris cited "irreconcilable differences" aka Bruce's man bun. I have a couple of theories about this divorce:

1. Kris Jenner realized she could make more money if her last name was Kardashian, but she couldn't legally change it without the family starting World War 3 (they did a whole episode about it) so she decided to divorce Bruce so she could fulfill her role as a money focused media whore. 

2. Kris has her own made for television romance heating up. Bruce and Kris were already separated so the only reason to file for divorce is if Kris wanted to start a new relationship. I'm betting it's with Ryan Seacrest.

3. Their prenup might be expiring in 2015 and Kris didn't want Bruce to get shit. Follow up question: did they even have a prenup?? This could get super messy real quick. There are rumors (started by Kris Humphries) that Kris had an affair, so that could play into who gets which assets. This is the one that makes the most sense to me because why wouldn't they just wait one more year for Kylie to be an adult? Right now they're just the assholes who have to deal with custody problems.

My guess is that Kendall, Khloe, and Scott (the ones with personality) will choose Bruce's side and Kourtney, Kylie, and Kim will choose Kris. Obvi Rob could give a shit. I just hope they filmed the whole thing.




Source: OK Magazine




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