February 26, 2015
Kylie Jenner bought a $2.7 million house in Calabasas. By the way, she's 17 years old. Are you even like, allowed to purchase real estate as a minor? The place is a casual 5 bedroom with a home theatre and a pool. It's only a five minute walk from Kourtney and Khloe's houses so filming KUWTK and starting Twitter wars with C-list celebrities will be super easy. Kylie's house has to be the new party center for her bizarre clique. Where else can Jaden Smith, Hailey Baldwin, and Moises Arias pretend they're not underage drinking and talk about whatever the fuck they talk about?
Tyga must be pretty happy that Kylie won't have to sneak out of Kris' house to hang out with him anymore. Speaking of which, no word yet on what empty-nester Kris will do with her now empty six bedroom mansion.